I needed a new hobby, so I’ve started collecting calories.
It’s going really well; I’m way ahead of schedule. The way I see it, success comes when you have achievable objectives.
This banana split, for instance, represents a tremendous opportunity: not only can I meet my calorie goals, I can internalize them. If you don’t actually become your hobby at some point, how dedicated were you, really?
I’ve had some interesting hobbies over the years. I have collected
- Dust. Those were the “dating years”.
- Witty comments it was too late to make. Pretty much high school.
- Second-hand opinions. That hobby is very popular still.
Well, enough reminiscing, I have 2,715 calories to collect.